monkee

I WANT A MONKEY SO SO SO SO SOS SOS OS SOS SO SO SOS OSOSNOSNOS BADDDD.

Apparently, you have to get a permit and shit to own exotic pets where I live, what's so exotic about a monkey? They're furry toddlers, sure they can mangle the shit out of you, but when I think of exotic pets I think of dolphins. Besides, like I said they're basically human, they can care for themselves just like any other animal.
Still, I doubt my parents would trust me with another pet after my last snake died from malnorishment or something, I still beilive that's petsmarts fault for not giving him his first meal but instead an eating disorder.. without telling us.
I have 3 dogs though, I just don't take care of them.