I'm not in the mood to put this much info on my "main page", so I'll put everything in here.
Hi! My name is Robert. I am currently 15 years old. I am the pinnacle of the ideal American. I got the accent, the stupidity, and my hair is about the length of a Swiffer mop.
I am MALE. HE/HIM (Explaining pronouns is shart, but for the purposes of making my gender clear, I'll use it anyways). Refer to me by anything else and I'll break your kneecaps.
I have the best Turkish girlfriend in existence. She's kind, sweet, adorable, murderous, an escapee from an insane asylum... She's everything I have ever wanted out of the perfect girl. {ily Afra <3}
I have many interests (who doesn't?)
Car Parts under $5 | 1622596216000 I cant grow hair anymore; Im a turtle |
Forrest | 1621529301000 YES LONG HAIR GANG!!😩 also sWIFFER MOP IS NEW BRO- THATS AMAZING |
afraodit | 1621498621000 I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH |
afraodit | 1621498599000 MY HEART- 😭 |