Wtf is cheese

I really dont like cheese.
that's it... i just dont like it. it tastes wierd and has a weird texture. Sometimes its rubbery other times way to creamy. I really just dislike it. Also why does it smell so weird. Its basically milk so why does it smell so bad. And i really dislike anything cheese flavoured... like nick-naks or cheese flovoured chips. Its disgusting.
But toasted cheese sandwiches r heavenly.
My sexuality is like my relasionship with cheese. lolz