10 Ways I Dispose A Fucking Corpse I
How do it's me motherfuckers, soon to be the most hated man on myspace.windows93.net, are you dealing with some dead cunt and struggling to get rid of it, WELL DON'T BE FUCKING PUSSY YOU FUCKING PUSSY.
cause I, the all hatable ZooManOGram (Thinking about changing it to GG Allin jr.) have suggestions to make it fuck off.
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Throw it under a bridge! (Well that is a bit obvious)
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Melt it in an Acid Bath, Corrosive type would do the fucking trick!
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Eat the fuck of the flesh, crush the fucking bones and snort that shit like it's cocaine!
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Take a massive shit and bury it under it!
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Cut it into fucking pieces and shove them inside my ass!
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Chuck it in a woodchipper aiming at a teddy bear's picnic!
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Piss on it and then lit it on fire with a striked match!
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Tear up the bits, go to the store and put them in sugary kid cereals to feed the failed abortion!
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Train a pitbull to eat the fucker, if it doesn't work point a gun to it's head! (Better be careful with this one, once a pitbull bitten me on the cock while i was training it to eat a nigerian baby)
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Go back in time and death fuck the Victim's mother so it would never exist!
Well that all the fucking tips i do when get rid of a human carcass,
Goodbye and watch out, "I might go to your house tonight while you sleep!".
Note: this is meant to be a joke account, so do not take this too seriously! I doing for shits and giggles.