Dolphins are evil (this is a joke post

Dolphins Kill
Dolphins have been known to kill there kids and play with there dead bodies, which is not ok.
And they have killed a person once! >:(
When in December 1994 two male swimmers, Wilson Reis Pedroso and João Paulo Moreira, were harassing and possibly attempting to restrain Tião, in a beach of Caraguatatuba, the dolphin broke the ribs of Pedroso and killed Moreira, who was later found to be drunk.

Dolphins get high off of puffer fish
well getting high does it automatically make you evil something about a aquatic animal torturing another aquatic animal, does not sit right with me. Puffer fish are beautiful animals someone even argue that they are gods and Exploiting their bodies for a high is abundantly evil on the Dolphins part

There is a small possibility that dolphins are the reason for the JFK assassination
You cannot 100% prove that every dolphin on Earth has not been involved with the JFK assassination dolphins are extremely Shifty and intelligent and you cannot tell me that it would be surprising if one is involved in assassination of a president

Dolphins are the reason why Adam and Eve bit the Apple
As we all know Dolphins control snakes This is common knowledge. Sense in the Garden of Eden Eve took the Apple because of the serpent the serpent was controlled by a dolphin.
Now you may be saying that I have no reason to believe Dolphins control snakes but yes I do. snakes are too cute to commit evil acts like dolphins. Bringing sin Into the world is something a A dolphin would do therefore any evil depiction of a snake is because Open dolphin trying to divert attention on two snakes instead of taking consequences for their actions

Dolphins caused Coronavirus
Dolphins are stinky animals and they are not to mention very very evil they want to take over the world in one step to taking over the world they decided to create Coronavirus Attempt to kill us all they made Coronavirus. there is multiple reasons why they would want us all dead we are polluting their ocean so they have motivation to kill us all

The other side
You are just wrong. If you like them you have little reason other than them being “Cute” WITCH THEY ARE NOT >:( There are so much to hate them for.

Why you should hate them

1. They sound bad
2. They kill
3. They are shifty
4. They have 80 to 100 teeth
5. are not cute unlike rats
6. They are evil
7. Sharks are better
8. They are too smart
9. If they had legs they would kill us all

Thank you for reading my presentation
(Disclaimer I do not believe that Dolphins actually made Coronavirus control snakes or killed JFK)
I do However hate dolphins