CALLING ALL SHITASSES

LISTEN UP Y'ALL 'CAUSE THIS IS TRAUMATIC I JUST SHOT MY OWN ROLE MODEL NOT CAPPIN' KEIJILICIOUS DEFINITION MAKES THE BOTTOMS LOCO WHENEVER SARA'S CRYING IT IS PROBABLY OVER J-JOE DYING JUST TO KNOW THE FLAVOR MEGUMI? NAH DON'T SAVE HER I LAUGH LIKE WAHAHA AND I'M YOUR FRIENDLY POLICEMAN KEIJILICIOUS (SO DELICIOUS) YOU WISH I WASN'T FICTITIOUS AND IF YOU READ ANY FANFICS I AM HOTTER THAN CANON I CAN VIBE CHECK (WAHAHA) AND I GOT PISS COLORED HAIR Y'ALL BE WANTING TO LICK MY ABS THE DAY AFTER YOU GET RAILED