monster flavours ranked

☠original monster☠

8/10
its meh, i used to like it less
kinda tastes like if beer wasn't spicy (alcoholic)
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☠ultra red☠

9/10
tastes like red
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☠ultra paradise☠

10/10
not sure why it's so good but i can drink one in approx 3 minutes which is quick for me
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☠ultra zero☠

cum/10
12% of your daily cum intake
I actually like this one, it's quite sweet
7/10
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☠ultra blue☠

4/10
lazy name
melted freezie
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☠ultra violet☠

-5/10
fuck you
purple gross
i like the cans.
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☠ultra sunrise☠

8/10
my first monster
i like orange flavours, this one was good
does not deserve the hate it gets
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☠ultra fiesta☠

238173219/10
literally amazing
all time favourite
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☠ultra rosa☠

5/10
tastes like vape smell
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☠pipeline punch☠

9/10
juice
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☠mango loco☠

6/10
disappointingly overrated
like ultra fiesta but not as good
still good tho
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☠pacific punch☠

10/10
tastes like Mott's freezies/fruit gummies (the applesauce freezies)
love the can
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☠swiss chocolate java☠

9/10
delicious
was skeptical of coffee flavoured energy drinks not disappointed
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☠assault☠

10/10
knocked me tf out
great nap
tasty
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