JUICY Q&A PT 1

1. Last beverage:
   water

2. Last phone call:
   an automated message from my healthcare provider reminding me to get a flu shot

3. Last song you listened to:
   cascade - siouxsie & the banshees

4. Last time you cried:
   when i had to pull myself out of delusions that someone i love, loves me back :(

5. Have you dated someone twice:
   yes

6. Have you ever been cheated on:
   probably

7. Kissed someone & regretted it:
   always

8. Have you lost someone special:
   yes

9. What are your three favorite colors:
   black/red/blue/green/purple/grey

10. Met someone who changed you in the past month:
    im not that easily malleable

11. Kissed anyone on your friends list:
    no

12. How many kids do you want:
    zero

13. Do you want any pets:
    i already have a dog

14. Do you want to change your name:
    not my legal name but i might work under a pseudonym or professional name one day

15. What did you do for your last birthday:
    drank cran vodkas+beer with a friend in a crappy motel room i got for free and chatted shit

16. What time did you wake up today:
    around 7:35 am

17. Name something you CANNOT wait for:
    the end of the world

18. Last time you saw your mother:
    my mom lives with me so i see her pretty much every day

19. Most visited webpage:
    google of course!

20. Nicknames:
    kerosene

21. Relationship status:
    single

22. Zodiac sign:
    gemini

23. Male or female:
    non binary

24. Height:
    5'6"

25. Do you have a crush on someone:
    graham chapman from monty pythons flying circus

26. Piercings:
    my left ear lobe is pierced but i would like to have two piercings in each ear lobe eventually

27. Tattoos:
    none

28. Strong or Weak:
    both

FIRSTS

29. First surgery:
    i've never had surgery but i did have to get my middle finger on my left hand sewn back together in 2018

30. First best friend:
    i dont have any friends

31. First sport you joined:
    soccer

32. First vacation:
    my first real vacation was when i was living in phoenix and i took a greyhound to see some friends in las vegas

33. First school:
    i went to a preschool in a church that was being run by the salvation army

34. First pair of sneakers:
    they were white and blue sketchers with the little straps on them

35. Lips or eyes:
    why not both?

36. Hugs or kisses:
    see answer above

37. Shorter or taller:
    taller

38. Older or younger:
    older

39. Romantic or spontaneous:
    why. not. both.

40. Sensitive or loud:
    sensitive :c

41. Hook-up or relationship:
    its usually "hook-up to relationship" for me

42. Shy or outgoing:
    im shygoing

HAVE YOU EVER

43. Kissed a stranger:
    somewhat yes... not really into it unless it goes further than a kiss

44. Gotten a speeding ticket:
    no

45. Lost glasses/contacts:
    my favorite spectacle disposal method is crushing them by sitting on them

46. Sex on first date:
    who cares?

47. Broken someone's heart:
    probably

48. Been arrested:
    no

49. Have you turned someone down:
    yes but ive also been turned down

50. Fallen for a friend:
    yes

51. Moved out of town:
    yes a few times

BELIEVE IN

52. Miracles:
    absolutely not

53. Love at first sight:
    yes and i believe in hate at first sight

54. Heaven:
    i wish i did

55. Santa Claus:
    no

56. Kiss on the first date:
    yes i love first date kisses

57. Angels:
    maybe

58. Yourself:
    sometimes

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

59. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time:
    no

60. Been in love with someone you couldn't be with?:
    yes

61. Ever cheated on somebody:
    yes

62. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?:
    autumn 1993 so i can stop my parents from conceiving me

63. Are you afraid of falling in love:
    no

64. Was your last relationship a mistake?
    everything is a mistake

65. Do you miss your last relationship?
    its probably for the best

66. Who did you last say “i love you” to?
    one of my parents

67. Have you ever been depressed?
    yes

68. Are you insecure?
    not really