the day i learned i hated salsa

so one day i was at my grandparents house and they had chips and salsa so i tired a chip diped in salsa and it was so mushy and red and hot and whats worst is that it got in my braces(this is when i was 13)so i still tasted it after i said i hate it. then i had to
SLAM A ENTIRE CAN OF 7UP and it was great but in the end i ended up hating salsa forever.