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rednecks pt. 2

so i was having a great time with my cousins doing redneck activities (not of incestuous nature i know that what you were thinking), in this case jumping off a bridge into the river. and these two ladies, probably 60ish, appear on the bridge. they hop straight off the bridge, bc old country ladies apparently fear no god. they strike up a conversation because what the hell, its summertime and we in the same river. one of them tells me about last year, around the same time, she was under this same bridge, its a yearly tradition or some shit. she tells me about the parasite she got from this river, in this exact location. oh boyyy here we go. she recalled in vivid detail the vomiting, diarrhea and chills. her immune system was fucked for over 6 months, and she got strep, pneumonia, flu, all that jazz. i said wow, and she shrugged and laughed like an evil maniac. her and her cohort exited the river and promptly left in their truck. motherfucker. we had to float down that got damn river for the next two hours to get back home. these ladies were here for less than two minutes, just to ruin our day. i feel worms in my stomach.
you're a peach if you read this entire thing.

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Sleater-Kitty
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this is the most surreal thing i've read in months

strawbaby
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worms

strawbaby
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scarey scarey

trianqulum
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@stocking lmaoo

stocking
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btw if she does it again you should show her the parasite that is the justice of "these hands" for legal reasons do not actually use the hands.

stocking
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why tho
you're probably fine and don't need to fear the river because someone else got hecked up, because that kind of thing could happen out of river and they just got unlucky, honestly tho why talk to a stranger about your illnesses in great detail bruh

mobid_cherub
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lol not especially reassuring during a pandemic o.O ....sounds like they were fucking w u tho :/

nostalgic
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that's.. freaky freaky eeeeee

Marioguy
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whoa!

trianqulum
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this is better than anything i've ever written for school

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