Blessed be my children, ones of this roaming earth, ones who filter through the excess of delicious trash. Come with me and pray, pray for your enrichment of faith, pray for your enrichment of love, pray for your enrichment of trash. I love you my children, and I'll be here for you no matter what. I love you.
Be unto others, as you be unto others. Be closer with your trash brethren and sisters, and share your meals of delicacy. Love them as they were your own. Love them as much as you love your trash.
Praised be, RaccoonJesus