tell me something i don't know

Income tax is voluntary. As long as you don't sign up for it, you never have to pay for it. Also technically property tax is legally, (not just crazy person talk) in there own words, illegal.

Statistically speaking, you're more likely to get killed by a vending machine than a shark. It's also more likely that you win the lottery, or get killed by a mule. On a lighter note, try imagining a brand-new color; you'll quickly find out that you can't imagine a color our eyes cannot perceive

1. Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando had an affair in the 70s. Besides Brando being an awful person, they were also both bisexual, Pryor himself was very open about it (and yet people still try to play it off).

2. Pet Sounds helped influence Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (can't find the audio clip atm, so just my word)

Doin' your mom is almost 11 years old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t53TcKIlMc

The pink in the corner of your eye is a part of evolution that didn’t get taken away it used to be a way for animals so blink without actually blinking
Also tranchulas sometimes sacrifice them self to their children so they can eat

apparently rats have belly buttons

Froot Loops loops are all the same flavor 🤯

Gordon Ramsay is the only best chef who is white

your eyes (the cornea if you want to be specific) are the fastest regenerating/healing organ in your body

balls are not squishy.