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Nick Gas

Bring that shit back, I'm trying to climb the crag and get felt up by temple guards

Also how hard can it be to assemble a three piece golden monkey like bruh

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One comment and I'll drink vodka

I swear I'll do it

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Your Nightly News at 7

Everything still sucks

Back to you in the studio

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Killers

You've recently changed the trash bag.
Maybe you've thrown an item or two away. Maybe its about halfway full.
But you know better.
You go to push the trash down deeper into the garbage can.
The trash bag gasps and tries to fight back by inflating, it's only defense.
Your hands are engulfed inside the can.
Maybe it could have worn you out.
Had you not lifted the edge of the bag off the rim. Just slightly. Just enough.
The trash bag concedes
And deflates.
You've won.

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