How to get epic

First. I'm busy sending this stuff from my Xbox. Turns out it has Internet Explorer. So my typing will not be the best.
So, how to pwn noobs. First of all, it's really easy.I learned from the best. <br> So like, all you have to do, is press the left trigger (throws a gernade for the idiots who dont know) then spam shoot with the assualt rifle until theyre died. Done.