Minecraft 1.17 Update

Hello my virgins and virgettes today i'm telling you a few updates about Minecraft 1.17

We added bedrock dildos and obsidian cauldrons, to start with.

Later on we're adding boring-ass cave updates. I dont think anyone will ever want that so we're thinking about removing it from the new updates.

Thanks for giving us your money, dumbasses!

-Hatsune Miku, CEO of Moblox Specifiration