"Prince of Heart." Trans Male
18 years old
United States
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My name is DIRK.
Holy SHIT do I love PUPPETS.
I possess the extreme dexterity to operate my FALSE FRIENDS UNSEEN, that is, when they are not pre-ambulatory through my LOVINGLY IMBUED MECHANIZATION. I dig writing COGNITIVE ALGORITHMS FOR SAID APOCRYPHAL MEN, and I think maybe that's FUCKIN' DOPE. Guess what else is dope? Everything ELSE I DO. I'm a sickwicked autodidact on ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS, a selfmade MASTER OF MYTHOLOGUE, and a PRETERNATURAL POPCULTURE ACADEME.
If I wasn't so DAMN ALOOF and actually let people GET A LOAD, I might get described all kindsa ways. Maybe tagged as a RENAISSANCE NINJA, PHILOSOPHER PRINCE, and FLASHSTEP PUPPETEER. Or perhaps a PANTHEONIC IRONICIST, GANGSTA LOGICIAN, LUCID WAKER and DERSITE SPY. Screw descriptors though, as if the shits I give ain't nil. I'm cool with dabbling in the FINE SEQUENTIAL ARTS, and my work could be viewed by some as BORDERLINE PORNOGRAPHIC. And to those philistines I'll be heard wondering, what the fuck do I mean BORDERLINE?
Against the better judgment of one my age, I BUILD ROBOTS, SET THEM TO KILL MODE, AND SPAR WITH THEM TO DEATH. That is, when I'm not SENDIFICATING THEM TO FRIENDS, or DUELING THEM WITH RAP LYRICS. But I try to cool it on the deathmatch stuff when my BRO is looking, which is virtually NEVER. And considering he's had a reputation staked on some order of MARTIAL NOBILITY, this strikes me as a STAGGERING OVERSIGHT IN BROTHERLY VIGILANCE. I don't have the HEART to hold it against him, though.
Super cool bros like me. Or if you're ballsy enough to challenge me in a death-defying rap battle, yo.
Thanks 4 the add!